Easy Pickup Lines for Everyone

There are pickup lines that are just nasty, being cocky is great, making some funny remarks is great as well, but damn, do some people really use those lines? Sometimes it’s better to learn to be funny and playful than to hurt someone else with something like that. It would be understandable when the person performing such a line would be at least slapped in the face.

When we say that a Pick-up Line is just a conversation opener and it does not matter what you say that’s not totally right. There is stuff you should not say unless you are looking for trouble. Stay away from lines like this. DON’T USE LINES LIKE THIS! NEVER!

*approaching a smoking girl*
It’s your lucky day, I can help you quit smoking!
How?
I got something else to suck for you.

Could you please turn around so I don’t have to look at you when I talk to your friend?

Nice piece of ass, is it occupied in 15 minutes? I’d be free to use it then!

You are one dirty girl, no I don’t mean nasty, you just need a shower. Want to take one at my place?

Nice shoes and hair, where is that clown nose to make the costume perfect?

Wow did you look in a mirror today?
Yes.
How could you dare to go out then?

Can I get a kiss?
No.
My lucky day, let’s have a drink with the money I won. I had a bet with my friends in the back there that you would not kiss me even though you look like you haven’t been laid for years.

Wow you have the same nice shoes like my wife! Wanna fuck?

Wow those long legs …*little pause*… The strok did not only bring you, he had a fun time with ya mom as well eh?

I am a scout for Movieactors, you seriously have the potential to be a psycho bitch cheating on her husband.

I like everything about you, hair, eyes, even every bone in your body, especially mine.

• You think about the line but don’t approach

The mistake that is the hardest to fix. In case you feel really bad about approaching others just go and ask people for something of use, for example the time, when the next bus comes, whatever. Learn to approach, then you can work on approaching someone who you are attracted to.

• You wait for the right moment, but the Person leaves before you get up
  

You make up your mind all night long, watch the person and wait for the right moment, just when you are about to get up and say your line they leave and you get back and don’t even use that opportunity to start a conversation.

• You don’t have a feeling for the right moment and approach creating a bad feeling from the start

You see the person is busy, you see they are interacting with someone and have a good time. You just intruded their personal space and force them into a conversation, which they actually don’t want. You are fighting an uphill battle now and it’s pretty hard to win it.

• You approach from behind and yell into the ear without a warning

Imagine you stand at the bar and talk to your friend. Without a warning a stranger appears behind your back and yells: “HEY HONEY CAN I GET YOU SOME DRINKS AND A FLOWER?!?!”. You’d feel at least awkward, how do you expect a woman to feel when you approach like that?

• You have nothing to talk about after your pickup line

You have a great line, start a conversation and then you just don’t know what to talk about. You stand there silent and then after a few minutes people leave you with the feeling that there was far more potential and you just didn’t live up to it. Fixing this is actually pretty easy, find some interesting hobbies, nag about other people in a friendly way, make a few funny remarks and improve your social status.

• You can’t approach groups alone

In case you have trouble to approach groups alone get yourself a friend who goes out along with you. Most people who go out have a few friends with them, it’s for protection and to see who has actually the guts to approach a group and survive in front of them.
In case you don’t like to approach groups at all, just pick another place like a grocery store.

• You smell bad and/or have bad breath

Damn you have been doing sports the whole day and took your last shower three days ago? You know how to fix that, you don’t have to look like a supermodel or movie star, but you should be well-groomed to stand a chance.

• You don’t get through with your line, give up and feel bad

Every once in a while you won’t stand a chance, no matter how hard you try. It’s ok to give up after some time, but you should not feel bad. Probably that person just had a bad day, or you submitted a few bad feelings. Ask yourself the right questions and try to improve your game. Don’t think about why you sucked so much, rather think about how you can improve. You can even tell the person that it’s no fun to be around them and leave. Or tell their friends what that person thinks she actually is.

• You think the Pickup Line you use actually matters

A Pickup Line is just the way to approach. The easiest Pick-up Line still is “Hi.” Some others just stand out and might spark some more interest in getting to know you.

• You don’t run when you think that person is nothing for you

Damn, you approach and get through, but you feel that you don’t have a connection with them, that the other person isn’t smart or just unfriendly and not nice. You are not forced to stay. It’s always a way to say, “Nice to meet you, but I gotta get back to my buddies.” And leave.